Aravis was sitting in her room with the door open, on the phone. "Hello, I need to have a cow delivered. What? Yes, now. To a school." Every few seconds she'd peek out to see if anyone was coming or going from 418. "Why not? ...you are useless to me. Good day."

( Preplay says moo )

[to be continued in comments, la. socksofcool and notajar modded with permission. Much love to chasingsnitches for help! If you think Aravis called you to laugh, she absolutely did. Open. :D]